Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Vote For Gracie



Vote For Gracie!


  • Heads up Sarah Palin!


  • Check this out Hillary Clinton!


  • Want to run for president?
Well the first thing that you need is a good campaign song. Take a lesson from a woman who has been there - done that....Gracie Allen!


Gracie Allen ran for president in 1940. She lost to a guy named Franklin Roosevelt. Well, things happen for a reason. But, no doubt about it, Gracie had the best campaign song.


Gracie Allen and George Burns had a weekly comedy radio show. One of their sponsors was "Hinds Honey and Almond Hand Lotion". Gracies's song promoted her as the best candidate because she had the softest hands. Everyone would want to shake her nice soft hands because she used Hinds Honey and Almond Hand Lotion. Check out her platform, it includes soft hands for everyone.


Don’t Forget the Lyrics!


Vote for Gracie… Vote for Gracie!…
She’s the best little skipper in the land…
Vote for Gracie… Vote for Gracie…
Won’t you please give this little girl a hand? (That’s me)
Even big politicians don’t know what to do…
Gracie doesn’t know either… But neither to you.
So vote for Gracie…To win the presidential racie…
A hundred million strong, That’s right you can’t go wrong …
Vote for Gracie, keep voting all day long.
Vote for Gracie!… Vote for Gracie!…
'Cause her hands are the softest in the land…
Vote for Gracie!… Vote for Gracie!….
'Cause she stands for a lotion that is grand…
Why don’t you be like Gracie? Be fair to yourself…
Keep Hinds Honey and Almond right there on the shelf…
No more chapped hands…Let’s get together now and clap hands…
And for a thrill that’s new… I’ll tell you what to do…
Vote for Gracie and she’ll shake hands with you.

Vote for Gracie!… Vote for Gracie!…
If the country’s goin Gracie so can you…
Vote for Gracie!…Vote for Gracie!…
Uncle Sam let me paddle your canoe…
I’m just like Joan of Arc, I hear destiny call…
It’s a call to the ball park to throw out the ball…
Vote for Gracie!…To win the presidential racie…
A hundred million strong…That’s right you can’t go wrong…
Vote for Gracie! (Isn’t this fun?) Keep voting all day long!

1 comment:

  1. Gracie doesn’t know either… But neither to you.

    should be:
    Gracie doesn’t know either… But neither do you.

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